Me and My Complications.

Hi, I'm Sydney. I love sparkly dresses, hardwood floors, excitable people, firework displays, having the last word and the colour yellow. I cannot cook and I probably shouldn't be allowed to try. I need everything to be organized (all the time) and I think little kids are brilliant. I run into things, I trip over my own feet, I spill food and sometimes I say really stupid things. I am outrageously ticklish and my feet are permanently cold. I really like surprises and I can't concentrate on the conversation if the TV's on. I cry at weddings and I love the theatre more than anything in the world.

Maybe.

Maybe if I was older. Maybe if I was skinnier or prettier or I could give you more. Maybe if I wasnt so disparate or so needy or so worthless. Maybe then you would come.

Her.

If I looked like her, maybe everything would be different.